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12/25/02 - Odd... It's Christmas
day. Why is that odd? I don't know. Anyway, today I am working on my very own site of, you guessed it, madness. Sure, it may
be incomplete, devoid of pictures, and disorganized, but...well...that's about it. So there is you.
01/01/03 - Happy New Year! I am updating many
parts of this site, as well as adding new pages. For those who are visiting the site, everything is working properly now.
For those of you who are not viewing my site...well, I guess it doesn't matter, since you can't read this. Oh well, your loss.
Anyway, check back often for more updates!
01/10/03 - Yeah, I know it's been a while since
I last updated the site, but hey, you can't rush insanity. I added the Midnight Rants page, which should fill up quite fast
when I return to college on the 19th. I also put up a Quotage page, but it still needs to be filled up. In
the future, I will put up a page dedicated to videos, pictures, and sound clips. The page will be called "The
Buffet of Awesomeness".
01/22/03 - OK, so I was like "Hey! I should update
my site of madness for all the good boys and girls who are waiting patiently!" and then I was like "But I really want to finish
this sandwich first...", and so here I am, with a full stomach and a mind ready to deliver the craziness you crave! I have
added a new page called "Kyle's Pyle", dedicated to a mysterious lifeform that exists in my dorm room. This weekend, I will
update the other pages on my site and hopefully add some more. I can't forget that I'm at school to learn, but I can sure
as hell try!
01/31/03 - ...and so I said to the two-headed baseball
player, "Hey, are you gonna finish that?" HAHAHA! What an awesome joke! Updates, updates, updates...where to
begin? I have successfully updated the Kyle's Pyle page and added more links to the Links of Doom page. If Tripod behaves
like a good little website tomorrow, I'll try and add more goodies. Madness like mine doesn't come cheap, ya know. Time is
valuable for wasting. Remember this, always.
02/12/03 - With one final blow, the Avatar felled
the mighty beast of Laziness. Victorious, the Avatar stood tall over the remains of his foe, wondering if Wawa is still open
24 hours a day. Yes, I know that I haven't updated this site. Yes, I am aware that I may have lost many of my frequent visitors
(all 3 of them). And yes, I am aware that I'm wearing no pants. Updates are as follows: The Mustainisms page is now up and
running. Also, I have created a new show that you can only see at this site called "The Spam & Hat Show". I am not
responsible for the sudden loss of mental functions as a result of watching the show, but I AM responsible for any belongings
taken during the viewing. Heh, heh, heh. My lawyer is advising me to shut the hell up now, so
I will.
02/15/03 - Once again, I return. I have
made minor updates to each of the pages and have added more Mustainism quotes and Midnight Rants. I would do more to the
site now, but Tripod is being very slow and crap-like. [Insert random curse word here]
02/20/03 - Just stopping by with some minor updates. I updated the Midnight Rants page and
added an Update History page. This weekend, I may add more pages and goodies for all of you to marvel at. Knowing how
I am with updating this site, it would require a large sack of money to appear on my desk if I were to definitely update the
site on the weekend. Not like it's a hint or anything... (Leave the oneyme under the attme.)
03/05/03 - Today, I learned a valuable lesson. Farting as you pass by a
group of people eating sandwiches is not a good thing to do. Although, the funny part is hearing them abruptly stop their
conversation as you walk away. Ahh, college. Updates include an addition to the Midnight Rants
page (done at 9
PM no less!) and umm...possibly
more during the Spring Break. 10 days off. Wow, I think I'll write a novel during the amazingly long amount of time called
How I Spent My Crappy 10 Days of Spring Break. Order advance copies from this site! It only costs you $15.00 and one
good liver. Alcoholics need not apply.
03/20/03 - I have returned with some minty fresh updates! I have modified the Kyle's Pyle page to now do
a daily visual update of the Pyle, and this time around I'll try to make it a daily update. I also changed various parts
of the site around. Nothing much. In the near future, I'll be adding a page called "The Sanity Sanctuary" where you can read
my logical (yes, I said logical) thoughts about important and relevant issues. I may put up a live news ticker to display
what I am thinking at every moment. Content not suitable for children. Parental discretion is advised.
04/23/03 - Despite what you may have heard, I was not
dead, I was not stranded on a desert island with a 2400 bps modem, and I was not recruited by the New York
Giants to play a starting defensive lineman. The truth is much more horrible; so horrible that I forgot what
it was. Oh well. Anywho, updates to the site are as follows: I have finished my documentation of the Pyle and put
up my thoughts on the matter. Much hilarity is expected. Now that I have a surge of motivation (mostly fueled by sugar,
caffeine, and excessive boredom), I will try to create the pages that were once promised to you all (yes, all three
of you) so long ago. Let's see, I need to make a 'Buffet of Awesomeness', a 'Sanity Sanctuary', and a recipe for
immortality. Piece of cake. Should be done by the end of the week. Or by the end of existence. Which ever comes first.
04/26/03 - Rejoice, for I have updated! For now, enjoy an update to
the Mustainisms page, as well as a new slogan for the site. Fear the Spoon: We do insanity right! This weekend I may add more
material to the Midnight Rants page due to the possibility of me staying up and being stupid
for some reason or another. I never plan on being stupid; it just happens!
05/09/03 - Well, right now it's technically the 9th, so that's what
day it is. It's close to 2:30 in the morning and
I'm not tired. Result? A new midnight rant! I only have
6 more days of being at college before I can start not being at college (i.e. go home). At home, I will have about three and
a half months to sit around and be crazy. Hopefully, excessive boredom and the desire to do something with my life (more
of the former than the latter, sadly) should motivate me to work on this wonderful and cheapily made (is that even a
word?) site. Besides the "Buffet of Awesomeness", which will have files hosted on my college ftp, and the "Sanity Sanctuary",
which will include writings of interest that I've done over the past year, I will add a page called "Not Here Messages" filled
with funny away messages that you can use with your instant messenger program. Since I am a procrastinating and
lazy bastard (more of both than neither), you may have to wait for those updates. In the meantime, amuse yourself with your
stylish mouse pointer. There's a word in this update that when you click it, it leads you to a special page on this site.
Try and find it on your own. If you give up, read the following backwards message for the answer. Good luck finding it!
!draoba emocleW .elpoep yzarc fo ymra evissam ym nioj dna yzarc og uoy ekam ot pu ffuts taht edam I .knil neddih on
si ereht ,tey ti teg t'ndid uoy esac nI .taht naht tnecer erom s'ti ebyam ,lleW !koob eht ni kcirt tsedlo eht rof llef uoy
eveileb t'nac I
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