Fear The Spoon (Version 3.0)

Fear The Spoon (Version 3.0)

Welcome...to MADDNESS!

(Intentionally misspelling 'MADDNESS' since 12/25/02)

NEW SITE LOCATED HERE:

http://webpages.ursinus.edu/elweis/index.htm

I'm abandoning Tripod like a mistress looking for commitment; it's just not working out!

Warning: You suck. No offense intended.

Well, here I am attempting for the third time to record any and all madness that comes from that thing I keep on top of my head...or neck. School tends to suck for a number of reasons. In conclusion, you should buy this carpet.

Welcome to my site! Let me take you on a tour around the place. There are these buttons to the left that you can click on that lead to stuff, and below you'll find my updates section. Yeah, so the tour sucked. I was gonna hire a professional to do it, but then I realized that this was a non-profit site. You must help me change that. Please?

No HTML was harmed in the making of this website.

P.S.: No matter what other people say, hitting yourself in the head was the right thing to do.

Update Section of ~~Craziness~~ Laziness:

Updates History

12/25/03 - It's been a year since I first put up this site. There have been many ups and downs, but mostly lateral movements. Today, I only have a new Z Apaato episode to put up, but if I can find some easier and faster way to update this site, I may put up random things more often. Stuff and junk. Eat your cereal. Do it...

Moo...I'mma cow...

10/29/03 - This is just a quick update letting you know that I put up a new 'Z Apaato' episode and Act II of 'The Spam & Hat Show'.

Rawr...I'mma lion...

10/22/03 - Today, I finally updated this wonderfully insane website. What took me so long you wonder? I'll tell you...some other time. In the meantime, enjoy the adjustments and additions to the site. I don't know when my next update will come around, but considering the fact that I have more school work to do now, my level of insanity will reach near apocalyptic proportions, which will in turn be good for the site.

Yar...I'mma pirate...

Coming soon: "Fear The Spoon" hats! Comes in 5 different flavors.