(12/25/03) Episode 3:
Khan: I recommend that you be either as far from me or as close to me as possible. I forget which.
*Khan lights his fart on fire*
A few minutes later...
Roos: I've never seen hair burn away so quickly. You can even see the bruise marks from the times we threw
random things at his head!
Shwa: Yeah, those were the days...
Goff: I have returned!
Roos: It's a shame we couldn't get a picture or a video of that.
Shwa: Damn, I wanted to make a collage of 'Khan-on-fire' to really capture the essence of the moment.
Goff: Traffic was a bitch, and a group of people kept making weird faces at me...
Roos: What the hell are we gonna do now? The hair on his head is completely gone and it's starting to
smell like...burnt hair in here.
Goff: ...probably had something to do with the 5 car pileup across the median...
Shwa: Maybe light a match? No, wait, that only works with farts and oil spills.
Goff: ...luckily my car landed right side up and rolled out of the ravine...
Roos: There's not much we can do now. There isn't much we can do around here anyway.
Goff: ...and then I brought back my game system in this bag all safe and sound. So what do you think...
*Without a word, Shwa and Roos swipe the bag from Goff and dart towards the next room*
Goff: Umm, aren't you forgetting something guys?
Shwa: Huh? Oh shit, almost forgot.
*Shwa fills a bucket with water and then extinguishes the flames that have engulfed Khan's body. After a few more minutes,
Kahn regains consciousness.*
Khan: Oooh, the game system was brought back! Yay!! You don't mind if I stand and play, right? Cuz I lit
my butt on fire.
Duh Ehnd
