Q: Why is this a place of madness?
A: Sanity is in short supply, and the next shipment won't be here due to bad weather.
Q: Is the weather really that bad?
A: Actually, no. There is no such shipment. I made that up to confuse you while I took your wallet.
Q: What is the purpose of writing this FAHQ?
A: No need to ask. Mission already accomplished.
Q: What do you hope to accomplish with this site?
A: I wish to bring humor to the masses of bored people that will be viewing this site.
Q: Anything else?
A: World domination, if it comes up.
Q: What do you like about your college?
A: Friendly people, beautiful buildings, excellent education and...edible food?
Q: Were you the one who put salt in the professor's coffee mug?
A: Next question.
Q: If you became the President of the United States of America, what would be the first thing you do?
A: Ride a moose.
Q: If you won $50 million in the lottery, what would you spend it on?
A: 50 million lottery tickets!
Q: What do you like to do in your spare time?
A: Anything but answer stupid questions like these.
Q: How many fingers am I holding up?
A: One... Hey!
Q: Now, it's time to see which you prefer.
A: Uhh, that wasn't a question...
Q: Hot or Cold?
A: Cold.
Q: Dog or Cat?
A: Ferret.
Q: Natural or Preservatives?
A: Natural.
Q: Boxers or Briefs?
A: Mike Tyson.
Q: You: Democrat or Republican?
A: The one that lets me drive a tank.
Q: You: Dumb or Stupid?
A: Hey, wait a minute! This interview is over!
Q: Why is this interview over?
A: Because my foot up your ass says so!
(No interviewers were harmed in the production of this interview. But then again, there was no interviewer
in the first place! But then again, the original statement could still be true...Alright, I confused myself. You
happy now?!)
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